I’m not ashamed to shop at Wal-mart. I can’t say I particularly love it or I never get frustrated at the lack of paying attention, but you have to admit, it’s cheaper!
10) Depending on which one you’re at, you can either make redneck jokes or play “when were they released?”
9) Every once-in-a-while you can find a cute shirt!
8) Other than my recent findings of soy milk being cheaper at Kroger and canned beans being cheaper at Aldi, everything else IS cheaper! Trust me on this one!
7) If you don’t want to laugh at anyone else, it’s really not all the bad between 5:00-8:00 a.m. Maybe that’s when most crimes take place? 😉
6) They have everything you need to be healthy except quinoa and the occasional ingredient you’ll need for a recipe: sesame oil, some don’t have tofu, saffron, etc., etc., etc.
5) You can go to the pharmacy, get your nails done, get pictures of your kids taken, get pictures developed, get your hair done and even get contacts! I’m sure I’m forgetting something.
4) They have cool watches, but they only last a year tops!
3) Start getting ideas for next year’s Halloween costumes.
Here’s one idea!
2) Feel better about yourself than you did when you entered the store.
1) Meet your husband there?!
